Apparently I made a tumblr

ihatecispeople:

Things nonbinary people are made of: Stars, the souls of dragons, the void, your every fear. 

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

izzums:

today i learned that hump day refers to the hump in the middle of the week that you have to get over not hump as in sex

i have been under the impression that it was the latter for several years

i thought the classical radio station announcer was wishing people luck on making it through the day of work when they desperately wanted to go home and have sex

Goddamit Izzy

thehellofitall:

The new Pokemon designs suck. The originals were so much better

Bum Head Fire Duck

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Purple Rat

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Bird With Leek

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and who could forget my personal favourite - Some Eggs

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Magmar is the ugliest fucking thing I have ever seen.

parenyzia:

gigapausestuck:


JOHNDaVrOASly
ALL FOUR BETA KIDS CASCADED INTO ONE.

Spot the 5 differences.

That’s john though

You have just solved homestuck.

parenyzia:

gigapausestuck:

JOHNDaVrOASly

ALL FOUR BETA KIDS CASCADED INTO ONE.

Spot the 5 differences.

That’s john though

You have just solved homestuck.

parenyzia:

captainzappy:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

icecooly94:

z-e-l-d-a-jump:

spookyloverfromitaly:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO TALK ABOUT MR. MEATY

^

do you realize how xiaolin showdown shaped my childhood

i am in love with all of these shows

except that fucking meaty monstrosity 

seriously who thought mr. meaty was a good idea

I always wanted to watch fillmore but I never understand its plot so I never did

Code ly-fucking-oko!

Deep philosophy time with the Gen V preschoolers.

13,291 plays

dersecest:

walker—bait:

256/365 - You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid || The Offspring

Show me how to lie, you’re getting better all the time
And turning all against the one is an art that’s hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back in the line a mob jumps to their feet

bradventuretime:

Can we just talk about how she cast this spell without a fucking wand? Like Hermione BAMF Granger up in here CONFUNDS CORMAC WITHOUT A WAND. Pretty sure the only other person we see doing this in the series is ALBUS FUCKING DUMBLEDORE WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN THE WORLD. Here comes Hermione no muthafucking prisoners Granger to prove the world wrong because she is the most powerful sorceress in the world. Can’t pronounce her name? She’ll blink at you and you’ll wake up in the Sahara desert thinking you’re a cactus.

Can we just talk about the fact that in the books wandless magic wasn’t that big a deal. Harry accidentally did that shit at the start of book one. It’s not that big a deal.