Things nonbinary people are made of: Stars, the souls of dragons, the void, your every fear.
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
today i learned that hump day refers to the hump in the middle of the week that you have to get over not hump as in sex
i have been under the impression that it was the latter for several years
i thought the classical radio station announcer was wishing people luck on making it through the day of work when they desperately wanted to go home and have sex
The new Pokemon designs suck. The originals were so much better
Bum Head Fire Duck
Bird With Leek
and who could forget my personal favourite - Some Eggs
Magmar is the ugliest fucking thing I have ever seen.
ALL FOUR BETA KIDS CASCADED INTO ONE.
That’s john though
You have just solved homestuck.
Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood
I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO TALK ABOUT MR. MEATY
do you realize how xiaolin showdown shaped my childhood
i am in love with all of these shows
except that fucking meaty monstrosity
seriously who thought mr. meaty was a good idea
I always wanted to watch fillmore but I never understand its plot so I never did
256/365 - You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid || The Offspring
Show me how to lie, you’re getting better all the time
And turning all against the one is an art that’s hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back in the line a mob jumps to their feet
Can we just talk about how she cast this spell without a fucking wand? Like Hermione BAMF Granger up in here CONFUNDS CORMAC WITHOUT A WAND. Pretty sure the only other person we see doing this in the series is ALBUS FUCKING DUMBLEDORE WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN THE WORLD. Here comes Hermione no muthafucking prisoners Granger to prove the world wrong because she is the most powerful sorceress in the world. Can’t pronounce her name? She’ll blink at you and you’ll wake up in the Sahara desert thinking you’re a cactus.
Can we just talk about the fact that in the books wandless magic wasn’t that big a deal. Harry accidentally did that shit at the start of book one. It’s not that big a deal.