Apparently I made a tumblr

izzums:

today i learned that hump day refers to the hump in the middle of the week that you have to get over not hump as in sex

i have been under the impression that it was the latter for several years

i thought the classical radio station announcer was wishing people luck on making it through the day of work when they desperately wanted to go home and have sex

Goddamit Izzy

thehellofitall:

The new Pokemon designs suck. The originals were so much better

Bum Head Fire Duck

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Purple Rat

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Bird With Leek

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and who could forget my personal favourite - Some Eggs

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Magmar is the ugliest fucking thing I have ever seen.

parenyzia:

gigapausestuck:


JOHNDaVrOASly
ALL FOUR BETA KIDS CASCADED INTO ONE.

Spot the 5 differences.

That’s john though

You have just solved homestuck.

parenyzia:

gigapausestuck:

JOHNDaVrOASly

ALL FOUR BETA KIDS CASCADED INTO ONE.

Spot the 5 differences.

That’s john though

You have just solved homestuck.

parenyzia:

captainzappy:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

icecooly94:

z-e-l-d-a-jump:

spookyloverfromitaly:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO TALK ABOUT MR. MEATY

^

do you realize how xiaolin showdown shaped my childhood

i am in love with all of these shows

except that fucking meaty monstrosity 

seriously who thought mr. meaty was a good idea

I always wanted to watch fillmore but I never understand its plot so I never did

Code ly-fucking-oko!

Deep philosophy time with the Gen V preschoolers.

11,323 plays

dersecest:

walker—bait:

256/365 - You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid || The Offspring

Show me how to lie, you’re getting better all the time
And turning all against the one is an art that’s hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back in the line a mob jumps to their feet

bradventuretime:

Can we just talk about how she cast this spell without a fucking wand? Like Hermione BAMF Granger up in here CONFUNDS CORMAC WITHOUT A WAND. Pretty sure the only other person we see doing this in the series is ALBUS FUCKING DUMBLEDORE WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN THE WORLD. Here comes Hermione no muthafucking prisoners Granger to prove the world wrong because she is the most powerful sorceress in the world. Can’t pronounce her name? She’ll blink at you and you’ll wake up in the Sahara desert thinking you’re a cactus.

Can we just talk about the fact that in the books wandless magic wasn’t that big a deal. Harry accidentally did that shit at the start of book one. It’s not that big a deal.

novaya-model:

notcreativeondemand:

Literally all of these are accurate for my life

Who are you and how long have you been stalking me?

bauks:

"Are you really going to let [someone saying something homophobic/transphobic/misogynistic/racist] ruin an entire potential relationship?"

yeah lol

Having read the article where this quote is from I really don’t understand how the OP read the article and can still be such a prick about it because (and I’m just reiterating a few original points here) plenty of people don’t know what they’re saying, and they don’t know how wrong it is. It’s called ignorance and last time I checked it wasn’t a crime, it meant that they needed someone to educate them so they stop. Maybe if people like you stopped bringing down the fires of hell on any of the countless people who don’t even know what “trans” means (for example) and spent all that energy on informing the guilty party of their transgression we’d have a little more progress in the support front.